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Moses’s fire

£5.00

Swan Vestas Matches 5 x 1 per pack (virtual product)

Buy your freedom here as a servant. I will set you free and let you date my servant girlfriends.

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Light your wood burning fire with Moses’s matches. My religion teaches you to save money by collecting your own firewood. My eyes turned purple in hospital I am a real prophet. Give me the spark I need for success. Moses teaches not to kill but to capture servants (swish, swish, swish). Spend your days sharing heat with other people in church, a pub or at home but that is the secret to Moses’s fire (sharing the campfire with your tribe).

 

 

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